10 Easy Steps to Avoid Holiday Party Blunders
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“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties, is looking for a job the next day.”
—- Phyllis Diller
Holiday office parties!!! For some the mere mention of office social events can invoke a sense of fear and panic. For others it is a chance to let loose and as B. B. King would say “let the good times roll”?
With a bit council on the subject you can be sure to maintain your status on the office nice list. For how to avoid the unmitigated disaster also known as your last office Christmas party read on.
#10- Beware the date from hell. So your date for the evening may be lovely arm candy, but get a few drinks into them and….they could ruin your reputation. Try taking your prospective date out a week before the office shindig, just for a test drive.
#9- Do not tell dirty or off colour jokes. I know that the urge to do so may be overwhelming after your 4th drink but realize that doing so will not only seriously detract from your credibility in the office it could also result in legal repercussions.
#8- Arrive on time. Punctuality is important, in life as well as in business. When we keep people waiting it tells them that we do not think they are important. We wouldn’t want our boss to think that now would we?

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#7- You are being observed. While everyone wants you to have a good time at the office holiday bash, everything that you do counts for something. Let the knowledge that you are being watched (though not in a creepy way) govern your behaviour.
#6- Leave your right hand open for hand shakes. There is nothing worse then scrambling to put your plate and cup down and proceeding to wipe your sticky wet hand on your pant leg before being officially introduced to the CEO of your company. If you just can’t resist the jelly filled doughnut, be sure to eat with your left hand.
#5-Don’t forget your breath mints. Earning a reputation for having offensive breath can seriously harm your career prospects. After all, if colleagues drop like flies within a 2 metre radius people may start to believe that you are cursed. Bringing along a pack of mints will solve this problem and ensure that you are ready for anything.
#4- Avoid inappropriate gift giving. One suggestion is to purchase gender neutral gifts. For example items such as a bottle opening set, a martini shaker set; popular Christmas CD’s/ DVD’s are great ideas. Buying potpourri, a singing fish or a moose head may offend the chemically sensitive, or the animal activist in your office.

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#3- Nix the office Romance. Sure ‘Susie’ from accounting might look really good after a few drinks, but office romance of any kind is looked down upon. Not to mention that when it goes badly… and unless you truly are soul mates, you will be forced to endure awkward feelings and situations until one or both of you finds a new job.

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#2- Save the skin for someone who wants to see it. Although all of us were taught not to judge a book by its cover…perception of the scantily clad intern will not be favourable. Lack of clothing generally translates into a lack of respect. General rule of thumb is that those who’ve got it don’t really feel the need to flaunt it!

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#1- To drink or not to drink? This is a question asked by so many people around this time of year. Drinking within reason is not ‘questionable’ behaviour; it is failing to know your own limits that will make you questionable in the eyes of the powers that be. Try organizing a buddy system with a trusted friend, who can drag you home from the party before giving you the opportunity to embarrass yourself.
For all of you who enjoy living dangerously and are willing to risk being naughty listed by your boss, why not get a head start on the professional development courses you were looking into?

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